Sunday, September 30, 2007

How About A Nice Greasy Pork Chop Sandwich?

Yep Chet from Weird Science is Green and some people have told me that I remind them of him. I don't see a resemblance hahahahahahahah.

The Tool Of The Week

Sean Hannity is just so annoying and to be fair and balanced Al Franken shares the award. I never take any political sides here and regardless of what party there with I just tell it as I see it. And these guy's are two big bags of wind.

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Friday, September 28, 2007

Another Episode Of What The View Girls Are Really Thinking

We happen to be phsycic and we will read the minds of the women on the t.v. show the View. This will be an on going series click the photo to enlarge it.

Mr.Wrestling Number One Say's The Green List Is Number One

The Green List Green Girl Pinup For September

Dillon is the september pinup

The Approved Vendors Green List

We Approve of Mr.Trumps brand of bottled water and feel it has a refreshing taste worthy of being on the approved vendors Green List.We will be adding company's that meet Green Approval in numerous product categories.

The Retro Wrestler Of The Week


Dick The Bruiser is our Retro Wrestler of the week.

Farrah Fawcett You Are Green Approved!

We wish Farrah Fawcett all of our green Best and Welcome her to the Green List. May god bless you Farrah we think your great!

Guess the Celebrity Highschool Prom Photo

I have no idea who this is maybe you do.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

JJ Walker Say's The Green List Is ''DYNOMITE''!

JJ is Green Approved and will sometimes make guest spots.Welcome JJ Walker to the Green List.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Guess the Celebrity Yearbook Photo

I have no idea who this is, you can tell she's one of the hot chicks.

Joe Pesci Your A Made Green Man


Welcome Joe Pesci and I can say I met you before at a restaurant. Your Green Approved!

Conan O'Brien Your Green Approved

Hi Conan, I thought this outfit that Elton John had on may look good on you.

Guess the Celebrity Yearbook Photo

I have no idea who this one is, but it is messed up. I don't think iv'e ever seen a worse highschool picture than this one.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Oil from the WarHaul

Evel Knievel Wembley Stadium Jump Mr.Knievel Is Royal Green

I know Mr.Knievel and wish him all the best. I posted the Wembley jump for the people in the U.K. I would prefer to post the other jumps without the crashes and recently watched him on a christian show happy landings Evel your Royal Green

Dan Akroyd Is Royal Green

Welcome Dan To Royal Green.

Eddie Haskell Say's


Yeah there sure is something fishy about that Andy Dick creep!

Andy Dick Is Orange

How is it that this guy is alway's surounded by people croaking? His freinds alway's croak when he's around and one time is a fluke but multiple times is creepy. This guy is Orange and we all know why!

Curly Is Ready To Issue An Orange Violation

Curly has a candidate in mind for a non Green Violation. He is the official mascot that slaps the offender with the Orange penalty. The name will be called shortly, nuk,nuk,nuk,nuk woo,woo,woo,woo,woo soitanly

Guess the Celebrity Yearbook Photo

I have no idea who this is do you?

John Mayer And James Blunt Issued Yellow Violations For Making Music That Is Too Sappy

Come on Guy's your music is not real. It was written for the sole purpose of getting girls and making money. In my book that is fake,have you ever heard of Motorhead? Well you need to start listening to it because we vote you in as the newest members of the Golden Girls. I issued you both yellow violations for writing old lady music.

The Tool Of The Week

Yeah Patton Oswald did I say you could advertise your comedy on my Myspace Page? Answer No and that other guy shares the award with you. Thats why I chose you as tool of the week,The Burger King Guy is not a tool.

Monday, September 24, 2007

Martha Stewart And Mr.T Are Royal Green Approved!

Welcome to The Royal Green Approved List!

Pete Doherty ''Triple Yellow Violation''

Two more and it's Orange, get it together if you hav'nt already. You will be evaluated next month for your green approval.

Adriana Lima You are Approved Green And Soooooo Fine!


You are forever Permanent Approved Green Adriana Lima,Welcome;)

Meredith Vieira You Are Va Va Va Voom Green!


Welcome to the Green Approved List Meredith;)

Guess the Celebrity Yearbook Photo

I don't know who this is do you?

Sunday, September 23, 2007

Kylie Minogue Knows The Rules And She Is Green

Yes Kylie, Green, Orange, and Red and your Green,Welcome to the approved Green section.

Guess the Celebrity Yearbook Photo

I have no idea who this is it was on a site that had unnamed yearbook photo's. Let me know if you know who it is.

King of the Green Hill

Hank Hill and Family are Green.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Guess the Celebrity Yearbook Photo

On a lighter note I found this picture online and I do not know who it is. The article said he was a celebrity but did not say who. So this is part of a weekly guess the celebrity yearbook photo with a new one each week. Whoever he is that hairdoo needs some work.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Fire In The Hole Steve O! And The O is For Orange!


Fire in the hole is when someone buys a drink and throws it at the drive thru worker and speeds off. We certainly do not endorse this behavior but we thought Steve O deserved it. Let it be known that Steve O is here by ordered to the Orange section and forced to cleanse his karma. We feel that promoting the use of inhalents like
whippits is not Green. Steve O enjoy that chocolate shake and lay off the fried foods they can cause acne.

Earl has Cleansed his Karma and he is now Green

Yes the my name is Earl cast is Green.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Queen Latifa is 100% Green Approved!

And she knows how to rock the mike hard. We also aknowledge her as an influential founding force in her musical genre. And give her props for being an original who helped develop the hip hop movement.
Rather than just fall into a creative mold she added new contributions to her musical style which helped to make the music grow. With that she took creative risks and as an artist that is what I look for in every form of art.

Portions of Corporate America are Promoting Graffiti Crime to Advertise there Products

We feel that for every successful graffiti artist another 100 thousand are born. I am not against all street art but I feel portions of corporate America have gotten on board this trend with company's like Nestle's Quick launching ad campaigns to get grafftti hopefuls to tag there product. Then you have anti social magazines like Juxtapoz which also promote this genre. I myself feel 100 million spray paint cans per day being used around the world is not healthy for the ozone, and that type of art is not green. The gallery's who work with these magazines and the company's who are using these people for free advertisements should be orange listed and in some cases banned for this destructive art form. I am working on a list that I will post soon.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Fifty Cent in Orange Violation

Fifty Cent was added to the Orange section for promoting gang violence and not making new contributions to the musical genre. I am not some kind of prude that can't appreciate the hip hop style but I feel his statement has been made long ago and now it is redundant. You have influenced violence with your music and you must cleanse
your karma by changing the video content and musical style to be removed from the Orange List. Fifty Cent you are now in the Orange section and the latest addition to the Village People.

Greenist art added to Museum Collection


Artist Will Westmor is the first Greenism artist to be added to a museum collection. The piece titled A Portrait of
Mars in Parallax Detail is a new aquisition in the Keller Museum of Modern art. The piece features authentic Mars meteorite rocks added to the painting and is the closest you can get to actually being on the planet. It is a non representational landscape which explores new content in this genre of work.

Monday, September 17, 2007

James Gandolfini Approved Green and commended for work in Iraq


We are happy to annouce the Green Approval of James Gandolfini. And we would like to commend his volunteer work in Iraq. Mr.Gandolfini you are Approved Green and we salute your service to the men and women in Iraq.

Alan Greenspan issued Yellow Demerit

I do not take any political sides but feel Alan Greenspans recent comments were divisive.I like many would prefer if both parties were united and feel his remarks were irresponsible at this time. This leads me to wonder if when he was in office he made decisions that were not for the good of the people. Because the economy did improve when he left his post. We are giving him a yellow demerit and 4 more would lead him to an orange violation. His name would then be Alan Orangespan!

The Polar Ice Caps in Transition

This is a painting that will be hanging in an upcoming show which is
a non representational work that deals with the subject of global
warming. It is an existential comment on what could be which
does not put an exact time frame on when.Copyright Will Westmor 2007

Jessica Simpson is part of Green Celebrity Portrait Series


I am starting a new painting in an eco portrait series and Jessica Simpson is the latest green celebrity to be painted using authentic meteorite stardust. The work is made with eco based paints and has real lunar stardust added as an embellishment.It also has authentic mars meteorite stardust as well. I rarely have been doing representational work and wanted to start a portrait and feel Jessica would make a great model for the subject matter.The work will be finished in the upcoming weeks and I just wanted to announce it on my blog with her photo.This is just a photo but look for the finished painting in the upcoming weeks.Thanks,Will
Copyright Will Westmor 2007

Paris Hilton nominated for Green Activist Award.


Paris Hilton is commended for her Green initiatives and charitable
contributions.We applaude Paris for the greening of her image and would like to welcome her to the Green approved List. Paris is making great efforts to promote a green lifestyle and we would like to encourage her to continue with her green living. Welcome Paris you are Approved Green:)

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Welcome to Green Listed!

This is the begining of a blog which focuses on Green Art and Green Living. As a founding member of the Greenist Art Movement I will outline the mission of this work. Our objective is to promote green concepts with art and to recognize green achievements and non green offensive behavior from individuals and companies.There will be a list of approved, non approved,and banned individuals as well as companies. The list is color coded, green meaning approved, orange would signify a violation and red would be a permanent ban which would be for the worst offenders labeled scum of the earth. There will also be yellow demerits given as a warning to anyone in violation. If you receive 5 yellow demerits you will be added to the orange section in disgrace. Anyone in the orange section will have an opportunity to be removed by changing there behavior and cleansing there karma. This would happen by giving back to the young people who were affected by there actions.We are government friendly and will work with the proper agency's when we see an eco injustice but we are not part of any political party. I will outline this process and give examples of good and bad eco behavior in future postings, and remember we fear no one who commits evil eco deeds! I will also post new and exciting accomplishments in green art, as well as recipes for eco friendly mediums and art techniques.I would like to thank everyone who has written with positive comments and I will be finishing this list soon. Thanks,Will