Why It's Dr.Phil the carny booth attendant, we didn't know you worked at the Green List carnival. What's that you say Phil,you normally work the tilt a whirl ride, well I'll take a try and see if I can win a kewpie doll. Now this game isn't rigged like your show, is it Phil? I don't know you seem really phony to me Phil. Remember you can't bullshit the Green List we can smell bullshit a mile away.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Step Right Up! Three Throws For A Dollar, Hit The Balloon And Win A Prize
Why It's Dr.Phil the carny booth attendant, we didn't know you worked at the Green List carnival. What's that you say Phil,you normally work the tilt a whirl ride, well I'll take a try and see if I can win a kewpie doll. Now this game isn't rigged like your show, is it Phil? I don't know you seem really phony to me Phil. Remember you can't bullshit the Green List we can smell bullshit a mile away.
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Hoooooooooray for The Greenlist...i think Dr. Phil is full of crap too...he thinks he "" the 15 minute shrink "" and can cure anyones problems...
tell him "" Get A Life "" himself...he's wack & we think he's about as phony as they come///
we'd like to fix him ourselves if we could...Congrats to you guys for exposing that bullshitter...
we'll him out to us in Bensonhurst we'll set him straight...
Vito & Bruno ...Bklyn NY
ps...we still have your canolis waiting for yous guys when u coming to get them...??
""BklYn LOves Yous GUys ""
Hey Dr. Phil, I love blowing balloons. Do you need an assistant carny? (And you hiding balloons under your shirt?)
Doctore Fil, I have a problem with my friend Pedro. He like to esleep on de right side of de bed. I want to esleep on de right side of de bed. Who is right?
uh yeah dr.phil, I have a problem with my bladder. im on avadart now what do you recomend for leaky pipes.
I would like to set up an appointment, my dr.said it was a prostate problem.I can't stop going, and when I use a public restroom it's very embarrasing because I have to tug on it to get it to flow.I thought you being a dr. could help me with this problem.thanks sincerely,millard philmore
hey der phil,dis is tony from chicago. I got a question for yuse, when I have vageinal intercourse with my wife she say's my pakeige is to big. Is der a pakeige reduction operation I can get for my Italian sosage? danks tony from the south side,p.s. yuse might want to try hair club for men I bought a rug from them and it drives the brods crazy.
hey dr.phil,that sure is a bushy moustashe.er ere heh huhuh hey butthead dr phil has a cushion for a high speed boner smoker. huh huh er
shutup beavis,dr.phil is like a dr.
uh uh uuuuuh huhuuh uh uhuh with a moustashe thats a cushion for a high speed boner smoker hahahahahah uh uh uuuuuuuuuuuuh huh huhu huhuh
Dr. Phil, my wife tells me you can help us revive our marriage. Why Phil? Why would you do that?
yes mr.phil,i watch your show on bollywood network in new deli india.
my question for you is my wife wants divorce.she say my breath smell from curry meat kabab,she make me sleep on
guest rug.what i do?
woob woob woob woob,hey moe it's that guy dr.phil kneeuck kneeuck kneeuck
shut up you I'll handle this,hey puddin head I got first dibs on dr.phil.i'll poke his kiester.
meep meep meep,you tell em moe no one messes with the gay 3 stoodges. meep meep meep
ahhhso mr.phil, I not speak engrish well so solly. I how you say have probrem with my pot stickers, they reery reery small rike beer nut.then when I eat pepper meat they glow reery reery big rike won ton. how you say in engrish what I do?
hi dr.phil this is madge,you can call me your madgesty. my question for you is about my cooter.it has an odd odor
it kind of smells like limberger cheeze I tried renuzit and moth balls but that makes it worse.what should I do???????????
well your madgesty,maybe you should have thought about that before you boinked half the globe.
Yeah, Dr. Phil, I have a question, uh
yes mr.phil this is mahareshi yogi and I am the inventor of transendental meditation. I am going to teach you how to meditate. first im going to give you your mantra.ready here it is: ''oprahs clam needs some salami'' now repeat your mantra over for a half hour per day.And don't tell anyone your mantra. Many happy wishes from mahareshi yogi
hey whaty kind of a blog is this anyway...?? are you guys a bunch of comedians or something???
this thing is a roit. we like to book you guys on the Conan Show u interested ??
contact me at leslie@latewith conanshow.com
all the best in your craetive endeavors. how long have you been around ??
love the Conan stuff it's hilarious congrats.
Leslie Smit at the Conan Show
oyvay madonna,I read the comment about your smelly cheese blintz.maybe you should try a deodorant tree they work great on my car mirror.Just remember when you hang it from your beef curtains to use a red kabbalah string.mozzletah
ahhhso madonna,my engrish not good.I read about your probrem with goo in twat.ancient chinese saying she who have many egg lolls have goo wee chik. maybe you need how you say in engrish riquid prummer,loto looter.you know crean your pipes ahhso
oyvay madonna, I would go out with you but pork isn't kosher.mozzletah
er er hey butthead,that guy dr.phils head looks like a buttcheek.er er huh huh he is corholio he needs t.p. for his bunghead.erer erer huh
hahahahah hu huh hu uuuuuuuuuuuuuh uh
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. yeah beavis he's an ass munch hahahahahah uuuuuuuuuuuh.
hi mr.phil,i from poland you number one t.v. show in poland.my question for you is i want you to make brain operation on my uncle stanislaw. can you make brain operation on your show
you dr. no.he need brain operation but it would best to have you do it free,or you pay.much better than pay hospital,thankyou mr.phil
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