Monday, October 29, 2007

Watch Jimmy Kimmel Bend A Spoon With His B.O. In The New Show Phenomephermone

Watch Uri Geller and Jimmy Kimmel amaze you with Jimmy's potent body odor. Yes this new show will boggle your mind and curdle your senses. Jimmy has harnessed his awful smell and Uri Geller turns it into a spectacle in the new hit show Phenomephermone.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Friday, October 26, 2007

Welcome Victor Skrebneski And Carrie Seacrest To The Green List

Welcome famed fashion photographer Victor Skrebneski and gallery owner Carrie Seacrest. I attended the recent Skrebneski gallery show and thought it was super. Welcome to the approved Green List.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Kevin Bacon Is Six Degree's Of Green

Yes Kevin Bacon was in the movie Diner which also starred Mickey Rourke who get's his hair cut by someone who knows my cousin and he's Green approved.

Welcome Shriner Marvin Krimple

The Original Grand Poobah Is Back In Town! The Green List Welcomes Impressario BJ Murray

Yes BJ Murray is Back and is hosting the opening of night club king Roman Sanchez's new spot The Climax Lounge. This thursday October 25th at 7pm at 324 West Chicago Avenue Chicago Ill. BJ is the original OG who schooled me in my early day's of night club etiquette. This event is by invitation only or 20 dollars at the door and sharp green attire is required.Welcome BJ, Jean, and Roman to the approved Green List.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Welcome The Band Fall Out Boy You Are Green Approved

Welcome to the Green List Fall Out Boy and your new band photo looks smart.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

A Welcome To The Band Green Day

Yes they made some additions and took a smart new band photo,Green Day is Green.

Ghostbusters Are Green

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Evel Knievel Seattle Jump

Mr.Natural Say's Keep On Truckin!

Enjoy An Ice Cold Drink, Popcorn,Candy Or A Meal At The Snack Bar

Ask The Amazing Whizzo The Green List Psychic

Ask me any question and I will read your future, or reunite you with anyone in your past.Even from the beyond I will channel the afterlife and let you speak to whomever you wish.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Todd Say's Where's The Nacho's

And Now A Musical Break From The Acapella Group The Harmonaires

TMZ Issued Yellow Warning

TMZ which is part of AOL is issued a yellow warning for supporting Non Green drug abusers in there content. They routinely show Steve O who openly huffs inhalents. This is a disgrace for a company as big as AOL to promote huffing inhalents to minors.

Wonder Woman Issues Angelina Jolie Orange

For supporting spray can graffiti art. While she is noted for her humanitarian ideals we feel that to be called a true humanitarian she must lose her dark side which is obvious with her tattoo's and other fetish's. Fueling anti social and spray can art with large sums of money also breeds millions of non green spray can's that are released which destroy the ozone. She is a disapointment to her green causes.

The Green List Infomercial Product

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Thursday, October 11, 2007

Maroon 5 You Are Green Approved

Welcome the band Maroon 5 to the approved Green section, we think your new promo picture is smart.

Nelson Is Green Approved

Rat Fink Smells A Rat Who's Not Green

News Bulletin The Danny Bonaduce Hearing Declared A Mistrial

Yes Danny's Green appointed attorney Mr.Haney has filed an appeal. Judge Mathis is in deliberation.

Welcome Shriner Harold Moore

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

The Spice Girls Are Spicy Jalapeno Green Approved

Joe Dirt You Have The Only Green Approved Mullet

Yes Joe Dirt you have the only authorized mullet on the Green List.Welcome to The Green List.

Sharon Stone You Are A List Green

As far as Hollywood clicks go Sharon Stone knows which click to be in. The Green click,Welcome Sharon we will always treat you well on the Green List.

Willem Dafoe Is Green Approved

Welcome Willem Dafoe to the Green List approved section.

Guess The Celebrity Spouse

This lovely woman is married to some famous person, I bet you can't guess who she is. We will give the answer on another post.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Mr.Haney Appointed As Danny Bonaduce's New Lawyer

Perry Mason has stepped down as the official Green List attorney. Mr. Haney has a legal certificate and has joined the Green List team.Welcome Mr.Haney

Variety Magazine Your Green Approved And Thanks For The Pub!

Evel Knievel Kings Island Jump

Welcome Curtis Craven And The Shriners To The Green List

Monday, October 8, 2007

Enjoy An Ice Cold Drink, Popcorn,Candy, Or A Meal At The Snack Bar

Judge Mathis Is The Official Green Judge Who Will Hear Danny Bonaduce's Case

Judge Mathis has been appointed judge of the green court, because he has the official Green List haircut.Were leaving the decision of Danny Bonaduce's green approval up to you. All you have do Judge Mathis is give a thumbs up or thumbs down on Danny being approved.

Perry Mason Will Represent Danny Bonaduce In Green Approval Hearing

I would like to start the opening arguments by saying that as Danny Bonaduce's attorney I am hoping for lenience from the green court.We are here today to ask that Danny be approved to the Green section.Your honor and people of the jury I say danny is Green. I rest my case but I have to say '' I object'' because it sounds good. Thankyou.

Coach Buzzcut Say's

Get a haircut!

Sunday, October 7, 2007

Perry Mason Will Represent Danny Bonaduce In Green Approval Hearing

Court appointed attorney Perry Mason will represent Danny Bonaduce in his upcoming Green trial to determine Danny's approval status. The deliberations will start next week, don't worry Danny you have Perry Mason on your side. We dug him up and he's ready for action!

Saturday, October 6, 2007

Our Weekly Episode Of Antiques Roadshow

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Patrick Warburton Knows The Rules Of Green

Because he and his show Rules Of Engagement are Green Approved! Welcome Patrick to The Green List.

Friday, October 5, 2007

The Dennis Miller Segway

It's powered by his own gas and he's got plenty of it! Gas bag

The Green List Psyhcic Speaks

Introducing '' The Amazing Whizzo'' He will tell you many things from who is Green and who is not. You can also ask him a question if you dare. I see someone in the distance who is not Green.

Mick Is Approved Green

Welcome Mick Jagger To The Green List.

The Adams Family Say's Happy Halloween

Thursday, October 4, 2007