Whats New Pussy Cat (Extended Version) Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

Flo Say's To Kiss My Grits

DON RICKLES AND SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES..( click on image to enlarge post )

I now give you the great '' FLABIO'' !!!! Yep that's right ladies Don Rickles the "' last of the O.G. comedians "" is yours for a week in Hawaii if you enter our beefcake sweepstakes drawings...Just imagine you and that old hockey puck laying on a sandy beach as Flabio rubs you down with coco butter and serves you pina coladas...how sweet it is !!!

So be good to yourself this holiday season and take a chance on winning
a date with Don...trust us your life will never be the same...good luck ladies...

( to ask a Don a question just email us back your comments and he will answer them )

SINATRA...THE MAN...THE SWAGGER...THE STAMP...

Who was "" Cooler than Ole Blue Eyes "" we ask you our readers at the Green List...

Yeah there was Elvis...Steve McQueen...Dean & Sam ( respect ) but none of them could touch Frankie Boy...

Singer...Swinger...Hipster...Philanthropist...Kool Breeze...he did it all and then some...

Talk about living life baby....he showed us all how to do it...the ups...the downs...the in betweens...music...friends...life...love...laughter...family...the good life...

We honor Mr. S. today at the Green List along with the U.S. Postal Service on the your postage stamp due out spring 2008.....congrats.

ps...The Best Is Yet To Come....

The Green List Welcomes ESP And Mentalist ''The Amazing Kreskin'' He Will Read Your Mind Live

Yes the Green List Welcomes ESP and Mentalist ''The Amazing Kreskin'' Live to read your minds as well as celebrity's minds. Mr.Kreskin is only a guest and will not replace our resident Psychic ''The Amazing Whizzo''

Get ready for your deepest thoughts to be read and made public Kreskin will also be hyptnotizing people,so
without further adue I GIVE YOU LIVE FROM THE ELKS LODGE IN SHEBOYGAN WISCONSIN ''THE AMAZING KRESKIN''!!!

Vince Vaughn And The Green List Green Product Of The Week

We must commend Vince Vaughn for producing a new line of Green Hygiene products. The all in one ear and nose hair trimmer has a solar powered charger and is one of many in the Vince Vaughn green grooming line.It has a sleek European design that resembles an index finger with stainless steel rotating blades. This is just one of
many products that Vince is launching this year.We asked Vince about his new venture and Vince responded by saying: '' I feel there is a need for personal hygiene products that are manufactured with eco friendly power features.We have a number of new products that will reshape the industry. Look for our new recycled back and body loofa coming soon.'' Were proud of you Vince for being a responsible Green Manufacturer.

Josie And The Pussy Cats Are Green

these groovy chicks were the Original Female Rat Pack and they could...."" Swing Baby Swing ""

look at the feline hotties prancing around in those leopard tights...MEEEEOOOOW...

they use to make us here at the Green List purrrrrr when we were youngsters back in the day...

Betty & Veronica had nothing on these chickies...meow..

Joan Jett...Lita Ford...Chrissy Hynde...Blondie ...you girls might know how to rock ...but these lil pussycats made us growlllll....

Welcome to the Green List kitty's....ur purrrrrrrfect...

Ring Ring! Pizza Delivery For The Green List

Oh how we love pizza pie here at the Green List. And look at this it's actor Jeremy Piven...wow...well we must not forget to give you an extra dollar tip sonny boy....did you bring the litre of Pepsi and our frozen Oreo pizza dessert...?? Hope u can come by again next week and drop off another pie for one of our celebrity guests here
at The Green List...

Boy that writers strike is taking a toll on everyone...Look Rocco i think i just saw Tina Fey driving down the block in a Good Humor truck..

Man good help is hard to come by...where's Pancho and Pedro when you need them...

The Greenlist Welcomes the Castelli Gallery

Welcome Mrs.Castelli to the approved Green List.

The Green List Eco Handy Hint

Make your Christmas tree out of recycled beer bottles and wrap your gifts with used dyed paper towels. Have a Green Christmas from the staff at the Green List.

Oprah Winfrey You Are No Longer Green Your Red

Oprah honey we are done with you...DONE....Gone Baby Gone...You're Sooooooooo Over The Top These Days it's not even funny. We here at The Green List arent haters....we're just sick of seeing you everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee damn...

so Moe here has to delete you and put you up on the Red List now....sorry Opie....

and let Gayle know she's not far behind....( but she is up your behind )

smell ya later....

Rudolph The Green Nosed Reindeer

Careful Yukon & Hermey you dont want to step in Rudolph's eco-friendly, bio-degradable poop.

Rudolph The Green Nosed Reindeer is getting all charged up to guide Santa's Team on a new Lexus Hybird Sleigh Christmas Eve...

We here at the Green List give him "" Two Hoofs Up "" and wish you all a Happy Holidays.

ps..remember kids whenever you hear a bell ring "' an angel gets his/her wings ""

The Green List Flash Back is The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Still a classic....always will be....dont forget your toilet paper and umbrellas....

""Just a step to the left ....then a step to the right "'

And Now A Brief Commercial Break

The Amazing Whizzo Knows Exactly Who's Been Naughty Or Nice

It is I Santa Whizzo the Green List Psychic and I know who's been naughty and nice.Those whove been nice will be granted many wishes. As for you naughty people you don't want to mess with Whizzo because we know everything. Now if you have a question about anything Whizzo will answer it. Seasons Greetings from Whizzo The Green List Psychic