I now give you the great '' FLABIO'' !!!! Yep that's right ladies Don Rickles the "' last of the O.G. comedians "" is yours for a week in Hawaii if you enter our beefcake sweepstakes drawings...Just imagine you and that old hockey puck laying on a sandy beach as Flabio rubs you down with coco butter and serves you pina coladas...how sweet it is !!!So be good to yourself this holiday season and take a chance on winning
a date with Don...trust us your life will never be the same...good luck ladies...
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OOOOOOOOOOOOO DON WHERE HAVE U BEEN BABY....THIS IS LU ELLEN FROM THAT THE TRUCK STOP DINER IN SPOKANE WASHINGTON...DO U REMEMBER ME YOU OLD GEEZER YOU...
JEEZ IT'S BEEN SOOOOOO LONG I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE 37 YEAR OLD BABY CHIMPANZEE THAT WE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD ON OCT. 25 1970 FOR THAT ONE NITE OF ANIMAL LOVING THAT WE HAD..
DO YOU REMEMEBR...?? HOW COULD I EVER FORGET...YOU SMELLED LIKE AQUA VELVA AND I HAD MY BLUE HAIR IN A NET...O WHAT A NITE TO
REMEMBER.
O DONNIE...YOU LOOK SO WONDERFUL NOW...HOW DO YOU DO IT...IS BARRY BONDS GIVING YOU HIS HUMAN GROWTH HORMONE INJECTIONS...
missing u in on the side of the road in Spokane...pleae come vist your son Bobo soon...Lu
did you say O.G. well sign me up!
Hi This question is for Don.Mr.Rickles is the rumer true that you once had a 3 way with Phyllis Diller and the Wendy's wheres the beef lady?
Hi Don, My question is if you had a choice would you rather ride in a cab
with a driver that just ate some fellafa and beandip,or open up a gym locker with a soiled jock strap in it.
Don, this is Sue Ellen from Tacoma, Lu Ellen's sister, remember me?
Baby, I miss your High Karate and pickle scent. That just drove me crazy. But, uh oh, I wish I hadda known you was Bobo's daddy cause I never woulda....
Missing you more than that tattered Sue Ellen....
Enter me in on this action,Flabio is better looking than my groupies!
Hi Don, My question for you is would you consider adopting like brad and Angelina.Thanks,Bro
Yeah Flabio,There's only room for one Fabio in this town so back off my jock!
Hey Flabio,howd ya like ta come over to the mansion for a pepsi and relax on my round bed.Call me babe on my private clam phone.
Flabio, right or left?
Mira, Flabio, is Pedro still with you?
Don, ribbed? You rib people all the time. Do you mind getting ribbed right back?
Lambskin or a little rougher, like suede? What type of gloves do you wear?
Furry or bald? How do prefer you head?
D or F? What was you best grade in school?
Don, poker - you in or out?
Don, what if I rub YOU down with cocoa butter as I feed you pina coladas from my lips to yours?
Yeah hey der Don,This is mitch from
Chicago.My question for you is I ain't no pecker checker but when you get up in age does yer pakeage grow from drooping? You know does yer sosage turn into a kielbasa or does it just shrivel into a cocktail weenie.
oh don-don baby boy! looking at you brings back sweet lusty memories of my youth..ya'know
when the size of a man's salami did not matter cuz everything was bigger back then..
is it real or rubber?!
Hi Don,Im a 60 year old woman and I've been a big fan for years.As a matter of fact back in 72 I saw you at the comedy hut in Toledo Ohio. You picked me out of the audience and took nude pictures of me back stage.well one thing lead to another and I wanted to tell you that you have a love child. His name is Don Jr. My question is Don Jr. seems to be a chip off the old block except for his exsesvive masturbation problem.Don Jr. would like to meet his father can we do lunch?
Hello Don,My name is Amoud I saw you play your comedy in calcutta india at
majmundars funny shack.You brought down the house, my question for you Mr.rickels is how do you make western hair comb over? My turbine covers my bald spot but I would like appear more western.Many happy wishes,Amoud
Ahso mr.Lickels I not no speak engrish velly well. My qestion is How you say in engrish my chinese eggloll
velly velly sore from hide the eggloll.What you recomend to fix eggloll?
Don, it was a moon-less night. We only had the light of the stars to navigate us from one side of the beach to the other. We fumbled, we tripped, and it could have been endless, but sand started to get in all the wrong places. We sighed, we laughed, but the sand kept scratching and I yelled Hoo! Hoo! You called me HooHoo that night. Do you remember?
PIZZA GUY! Did you order a large sausage? I only had a small so i'm throwing in extra cheese. Hello?
Hi I from poland Mr.Don I write to tell you, you number one in Poland.Your tv show is how you say hit show. most popular show here, your combat show.you like polish rock star here mr.don I want to ask you question,you on cover of this weeks polish t.v. guide, when you film combat tv show why do you shoot german people,the war over.Thanks mr. don you number one on polish t.v.
Oh Don, that head! That big round hard head, dotted with sweat juice and Old Spice -- old spice, indeed. I rubbed it, I kissed it, I held it in the bosom of my heart. You said, "rub it three times and make a wish." I rubbed it three times, closed my eyes and made a wish to be showered your sweet lovin', and before I could open my eyes again [and thank goodness cause it would have stung], I was positively draped with delight.
Don, can't see one thought in that big bazooka head! All these ladies, all those memories -- you should at least wonder, WWBJD?
Don, yo recuerdo las noches de amor y la madrugada en sus brazos. Ese tiempo lo aguanto en mi corazon por la eternidad. Siente los mismo?
Mate, sorry for mussing up the combover. You owe me $15. Can you pay me in sterling?
Is someone gonna pay for the pizza coz I got Vince Vaughn and his posse waiting on a clam pie.
DON, MAN! I'm impressed, and it takes a lot to impress me if you know what I mean. And listen, tell that Kid Rock to get a life and get on diet, man!
Don, three questions:
1. Do men with long hair have more fun?
2. Do you have anything else as long as your hair?
3. Were you at Frank's KEY party in '73?
Hey Don... I'll never forget your visit to hooterville, and our midnight dip in my water tower. You said it was better than being in Paris! Don't you miss it Don? Don't you want just one more dip?
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