Yes the Green List Welcomes ESP and Mentalist ''The Amazing Kreskin'' Live to read your minds as well as celebrity's minds. Mr.Kreskin is only a guest and will not replace our resident Psychic ''The Amazing Whizzo''Get ready for your deepest thoughts to be read and made public Kreskin will also be hyptnotizing people,so
without further adue I GIVE YOU LIVE FROM THE ELKS LODGE IN SHEBOYGAN WISCONSIN ''THE AMAZING KRESKIN''!!!
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Ok im ready for the first question.
ok whenever your ready
Yeah Kreskin what am I thinking?
Barry the vision I see in your mind is getting clear.Barry you are thinking about making love to katherine hepburn the movie actress.
am I correct sir?
Hi Kreskin this norm the comedian we played in vegas at the sands together. so what am I thinking and I bet you know.
Norm Crosby yes I remember, you are thinking about the night we warmed up for Sinatra and we got into an argument about our dressing room.you stole my hairpiece and crapped in my suitcase.
Yee-ha Kreskin what am I thinking?
@%*$! Kreskin, what's on my @$*#€! mind, man?! &*%@$!!
Isaiha Thomas you are thinking this thought: ''I need to see doctor Tang in chinatown and get some ginger tea.
Im getting permanent seat marks from sitting on the pot,that dam turkey samwich went right through me.''
Isaiah Thomas am I correct sir?
can I have a volunteer who wants to be hyptnotized.
yeah kreskin this hustler will give it a whirl.
Ok sir are you ready???? you are getting very tired,your legs are falling asleep.when I snap my fingers
you will be hypnotized.
yes kreskin I am hypnotized.
ok sir when you hear certain key phrases you will revert back to a 2 year old child.
@!&#%! A! that's some hot $&^+! Kreskin. @$*%!
hey y'all can you hypnotize me?
yes this is kreskin,did someone ask to hypnotized. You are feeling verrry
sleepy Britney Spears, when I say the
word frappacino you will point to something green.''frappacino''
Kreskin what am I thinking??????
Yes this is Kreskin and Paris you are thinking this thought: ''I could go for a vanilla pinkberry with butterfinger sprinkles.That Green List guy is a stud.'' That was your exact thought am I correct miss?
That is exactly what I was thinking your uncanny Kreskin.....
yeah your real uncanny kreskin,so was your suitcase.
hey crosby,hoo doo yoo th ink you a
a re. (brrrelch) bartender I need another drink. give me a rob roy and make it a double. crosby hey crosby
here's some esp. I see your a leaker
your wearing depends. (brrrelch)
well if it isn't the amazing fourskin
Tell your wife Joey Bishop say's hi.
Is this Kreskin? Kreskin this is john madden tell Norm Crosby if he doesn't shut up im gonna take a dump in his suitcase.
Dr. Tang says..."" me no can help that Isiah or Moses guy whatever his name...he need to sip many many ginger tea and then go sit on seat at home in toliet... then come back to see me...maybe if he get the Knicks play better i can help him faster...he sucky sucky as coach for New Yawk...and he need to give me free tickets for game or he never get better...will be crappy crappy in pants all time on bench ...no funny funny for him...
Dr. Tang Chinatown NYC
mind your own business Madden.This is between me and Kreskin butt out fatso.
Crosby.... hey Crosby Im the amazing kreskin dammit.(brrelch) barkeep keep that scotch flowing....Don't f&*#@ with Kreskin!
Ok I see im going to have to moderate the comments. Please people do not leave gross toilet comments.Thankyou
and Norm apologize to our guest Kreskin.Geeeeez
Sorry Kreskin, I apologize for stealing your hairpiece and crapping in your suitcase.
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