Whats New Pussy Cat (Extended Version) Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow

Flo Say's To Kiss My Grits

DON RICKLES AND SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES..( click on image to enlarge post )

I now give you the great '' FLABIO'' !!!! Yep that's right ladies Don Rickles the "' last of the O.G. comedians "" is yours for a week in Hawaii if you enter our beefcake sweepstakes drawings...Just imagine you and that old hockey puck laying on a sandy beach as Flabio rubs you down with coco butter and serves you pina coladas...how sweet it is !!!

So be good to yourself this holiday season and take a chance on winning
a date with Don...trust us your life will never be the same...good luck ladies...

( to ask a Don a question just email us back your comments and he will answer them )

SINATRA...THE MAN...THE SWAGGER...THE STAMP...

Who was "" Cooler than Ole Blue Eyes "" we ask you our readers at the Green List...

Yeah there was Elvis...Steve McQueen...Dean & Sam ( respect ) but none of them could touch Frankie Boy...

Singer...Swinger...Hipster...Philanthropist...Kool Breeze...he did it all and then some...

Talk about living life baby....he showed us all how to do it...the ups...the downs...the in betweens...music...friends...life...love...laughter...family...the good life...

We honor Mr. S. today at the Green List along with the U.S. Postal Service on the your postage stamp due out spring 2008.....congrats.

ps...The Best Is Yet To Come....

The Green List Welcomes ESP And Mentalist ''The Amazing Kreskin'' He Will Read Your Mind Live

Yes the Green List Welcomes ESP and Mentalist ''The Amazing Kreskin'' Live to read your minds as well as celebrity's minds. Mr.Kreskin is only a guest and will not replace our resident Psychic ''The Amazing Whizzo''

Get ready for your deepest thoughts to be read and made public Kreskin will also be hyptnotizing people,so
without further adue I GIVE YOU LIVE FROM THE ELKS LODGE IN SHEBOYGAN WISCONSIN ''THE AMAZING KRESKIN''!!!

Vince Vaughn And The Green List Green Product Of The Week

We must commend Vince Vaughn for producing a new line of Green Hygiene products. The all in one ear and nose hair trimmer has a solar powered charger and is one of many in the Vince Vaughn green grooming line.It has a sleek European design that resembles an index finger with stainless steel rotating blades. This is just one of
many products that Vince is launching this year.We asked Vince about his new venture and Vince responded by saying: '' I feel there is a need for personal hygiene products that are manufactured with eco friendly power features.We have a number of new products that will reshape the industry. Look for our new recycled back and body loofa coming soon.'' Were proud of you Vince for being a responsible Green Manufacturer.

Josie And The Pussy Cats Are Green

these groovy chicks were the Original Female Rat Pack and they could...."" Swing Baby Swing ""

look at the feline hotties prancing around in those leopard tights...MEEEEOOOOW...

they use to make us here at the Green List purrrrrr when we were youngsters back in the day...

Betty & Veronica had nothing on these chickies...meow..

Joan Jett...Lita Ford...Chrissy Hynde...Blondie ...you girls might know how to rock ...but these lil pussycats made us growlllll....

Welcome to the Green List kitty's....ur purrrrrrrfect...

Ring Ring! Pizza Delivery For The Green List

Oh how we love pizza pie here at the Green List. And look at this it's actor Jeremy Piven...wow...well we must not forget to give you an extra dollar tip sonny boy....did you bring the litre of Pepsi and our frozen Oreo pizza dessert...?? Hope u can come by again next week and drop off another pie for one of our celebrity guests here
at The Green List...

Boy that writers strike is taking a toll on everyone...Look Rocco i think i just saw Tina Fey driving down the block in a Good Humor truck..

Man good help is hard to come by...where's Pancho and Pedro when you need them...

The Greenlist Welcomes the Castelli Gallery

Welcome Mrs.Castelli to the approved Green List.

The Green List Eco Handy Hint

Make your Christmas tree out of recycled beer bottles and wrap your gifts with used dyed paper towels. Have a Green Christmas from the staff at the Green List.

Oprah Winfrey You Are No Longer Green Your Red

Oprah honey we are done with you...DONE....Gone Baby Gone...You're Sooooooooo Over The Top These Days it's not even funny. We here at The Green List arent haters....we're just sick of seeing you everywhereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee damn...

so Moe here has to delete you and put you up on the Red List now....sorry Opie....

and let Gayle know she's not far behind....( but she is up your behind )

smell ya later....

Rudolph The Green Nosed Reindeer

Careful Yukon & Hermey you dont want to step in Rudolph's eco-friendly, bio-degradable poop.

Rudolph The Green Nosed Reindeer is getting all charged up to guide Santa's Team on a new Lexus Hybird Sleigh Christmas Eve...

We here at the Green List give him "" Two Hoofs Up "" and wish you all a Happy Holidays.

ps..remember kids whenever you hear a bell ring "' an angel gets his/her wings ""

The Green List Flash Back is The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Still a classic....always will be....dont forget your toilet paper and umbrellas....

""Just a step to the left ....then a step to the right "'

And Now A Brief Commercial Break

The Amazing Whizzo Knows Exactly Who's Been Naughty Or Nice

It is I Santa Whizzo the Green List Psychic and I know who's been naughty and nice.Those whove been nice will be granted many wishes. As for you naughty people you don't want to mess with Whizzo because we know everything. Now if you have a question about anything Whizzo will answer it. Seasons Greetings from Whizzo The Green List Psychic

Rest In Peace Mr.Knievel It was an Honor To Have Known You

Robert Knievel was a friend of mine and we are sad to hear of his passing. He was always great to speak with and he sounded like he did in the movies he was in. He lived life by his own rules and followed the Christian faith. He wanted to be known as Robert Knievel and was an excellent role model for young people.The last words he
said to me were stay away from motorcycles kid there dangerous and from the video's I posted of his jumps you know why. I never wanted to see the jumps where he crashed instead I preffered the cheers over the look of shock when he crashed. Happy Landings Mr.Knievel I'll miss talking to you.

The Green List Green House Sweepstakes

Yes while I am preparing for my trip I wanted to announce one of our Green House Sweepstakes winners.The Green List presents a free trip to: John Smith and his wife from New Deli India.Congratulations you will have an all expense paid trip with hotel accomodations. You will see the sights of India where you will visit stores and see real cobra snake charmers.This is just one of many prizes the Green List is giving away so stay tuned the next winner just may be you. All you have to do is enter with a comment and you could win cash and prizes. Like a hybrid car or a host of green products. Don't delay enter today! And we will be back with more posts and a smart new layout soon.

Green List Dating Tips From BJ Murray

As someone who has been in the night club business I can say that BJ knows about dating. He no longer plays
the field but I thought he could share his knowledge...expertise, and answer your questions about how to have a successful relationship. There are very few that are at his level, I myself can snatch the pebbles from his hand but he will tell you it took years of practice. So the Green List gives you ancient secrets that will improve your love life, ask away and always say WWBJD. ''What would BJ do''? in a situation whether on a date or meeting a girl he will show you your inner self.

Were Not Laughing Will Ferrell And The Green Team! Will Vs.Will

For those of you who have not seen Will Ferrell's latest funny or die movie called The Green Team we must warn you of the adult language. Google Will Ferrell Green Team and we are sure you will be appauled at the
content. The gloves are off Will Ferrell! and it's Will vs.Will! Who do you think you are? We take Green issues
very serious here on the Green List and I will not let you or your band of merry men make light of these very serious issues! This is far from over Ferrell you messed with the wrong Green Blog! Don't tread on our Green turf !Did ya hear that Green Team! That go's for you too Riley and that other guy!

The Green List Will Be Visiting New York Soon

We will be visiting the big apple soon where we will be attending art gallery's and working on our new show. We wish you all a very happy holiday's.

Art Gallery Show To Be Annouced This Week

I haven't had time to work on the blog recently due to an upcoming gallery show that im having. I will give the date time and place this week, there will be new work and older work like the hand painted custom pinball machine pictured above.I did a series of one of kind pinball machines with my own themes in a number of types from traditional celebrity themed games to non traditional.For more info on these works you can contact me at ww7721@yahoo.com. All machines work and are functional one of a kind pieces of art click photo to enlarge.

The machine above is our Green Ambassador Paris, and yes we are adding her prized pooches to the revised game which will also have sampled sounds as well.

Pardon Our Dust While We Remodel And We Have An Udate On Our Last Post

We are making changes to the blog adding advertising banners and fixing the comments so there will be no problems with comments going through,bare with us. We also have a correction on our last post about our Green Ambassador Paris. Paris never said anything about elephants, but she still will retain her Permanent Royal Green
Platinum Ambassador status which is the highest Green award we have and she is the sole recipient of this title.

GreenList Condolences Go Out To Our Friend Kanye West

We are saddened by the untimely circumstances and the city of Chicago mourns for Mrs.West also.

Linkin Park Might Be Green We Haven't Decided Yet

But they have a smart new band photo and a new look.

Celebs Crash Crimson Lounge Chicago

It was quite a party last week at the Crimson Lounge in Chicago and here are some more pics.

The Green List Red Carpet Photo

The Green List red carpet photo is DJ BM at the opening of the new Walgreens in LA.

And Now A Message From Burt Convy

Hi Friends, Are you tired of the same old blogs? Do you want something new and exciting? Well the Green List
is what you crave. Take it from Burt Convy this shiz iz fer shizzle.

Breaking News! Giselle Dumps Tom Brady For Impresario BJ Murray, George Clooney Spotted With Mystery Woman

Rooters Ap Nov 2nd 2007, Supermodel Gisele attends Climax Night club opening in Chicago and meets host BJ Murray. Owner Roman Sanchez is quoted as saying '' BJ is the man best of luck to them on there honeymoon''. Roman is also a new ad sponsor on the Green List which will be featuring a host of national and local banner ads to come.

Rupert Murdoch Sells Famed Comic Book Collection

Sotheby's November 2nd, Publishing magnate Rupert Murdoch liquidates multi million dollar comic book collection. News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch seen here in an early comic con convention photo aquiring large stock pile of assorted comic book titles. When asked why he decided to sell Mr. Murdoch was quoted as saying '' I just felt it was time to sell the collection, it really didn't do much for me in getting chicks''

Andy Warhol Were Sure Your Green By Now

Welcome Andy Warhol to the Green List.

The Green List Psyhcic Speaks

Ask me anything The Great Whizzo will answer all questions from the beyond to reading your mind.

The Today Show Pay's Homage To One Of Our Favorite Shows

The Today Show Munster's was there Halloween costume. See, we here at the Green List can be nice and thought the make up and costumes looked super.

Watch Jimmy Kimmel Bend A Spoon With His B.O. In The New Show Phenomephermone

Watch Uri Geller and Jimmy Kimmel amaze you with Jimmy's potent body odor. Yes this new show will boggle your mind and curdle your senses. Jimmy has harnessed his awful smell and Uri Geller turns it into a spectacle in the new hit show Phenomephermone.

Popeye Say's Eat Your Green's

Welcome Victor Skrebneski And Carrie Seacrest To The Green List

Welcome famed fashion photographer Victor Skrebneski and gallery owner Carrie Seacrest. I attended the recent Skrebneski gallery show and thought it was super. Welcome to the approved Green List.

Happy Halloween From Uncle Creepy And The Kid Creeper

Kevin Bacon Is Six Degree's Of Green

Yes Kevin Bacon was in the movie Diner which also starred Mickey Rourke who get's his hair cut by someone who knows my cousin and he's Green approved.

Welcome Shriner Marvin Krimple

The Original Grand Poobah Is Back In Town! The Green List Welcomes Impressario BJ Murray

Yes BJ Murray is Back and is hosting the opening of night club king Roman Sanchez's new spot The Climax Lounge. This thursday October 25th at 7pm at 324 West Chicago Avenue Chicago Ill. BJ is the original OG who schooled me in my early day's of night club etiquette. This event is by invitation only or 20 dollars at the door and sharp green attire is required.Welcome BJ, Jean, and Roman to the approved Green List.

Welcome The Band Fall Out Boy You Are Green Approved

Welcome to the Green List Fall Out Boy and your new band photo looks smart.

Pinky Tuscadaro Say's The Green List Rules!

A Welcome To The Band Green Day

Yes they made some additions and took a smart new band photo,Green Day is Green.

Ghostbusters Are Green

The Green Hornet Say's Don't Break The Green Law

Survivorman You Are Green Approved

Welcome Les Stroud To The Green List.

Welcome Shriner Robert Morigues

Angela Bassett Welcome to Green

Your Green Approved

Evel Knievel Seattle Jump

Mr.Natural Say's Keep On Truckin!

Enjoy An Ice Cold Drink, Popcorn,Candy Or A Meal At The Snack Bar

Ask The Amazing Whizzo The Green List Psychic

Ask me any question and I will read your future, or reunite you with anyone in your past.Even from the beyond I will channel the afterlife and let you speak to whomever you wish.

Todd Say's Where's The Nacho's